CROWNED: The Burger King Skit

BURGER KING SKIT

Have a table set up with a chair.  Set a Whopper on the table.  BURGER KING KING enters.  He sits at the table and immediately tries to take a bite out of the Whopper.

 FIREHOUSE ADULT LEADER: 

                Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a     minute!  You can’t eat it.

 KING:

                What?! 

FIREHOUSE ADULT LEADER:

                Not yet.  The Burger King producer         wants the whopper in the
                commercial.

KING:

                Oh, okay…

KING stares down at the yummy Whopper.

 FIREHOUSE ADULT LEADER: 

                We’re all so happy to have you here.     We’re actually doing a series on—

KING: 

                Right, right.  Uh-huh.

KING never takes his eyes off of the whopper.

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR enters with his video camera.

 

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR: 

                Don’t even think about it.  We go through this every time.  You can eat     the whopper
                after I finish filming. 

KING: 

                I know. I know.  It’s just so delicious.

KING reaches for the whopper.  COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR pops his hand.

 COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR:              

                If you eat it , I have to go all the way      back to Burger King and order
                another burger. 

THE KING’S EYES LIGHT UP.

KING:

                So if I eat this burger before the commercial… You’ll get another burger
                for the commercial?

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR is furious.

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR:

                No, if you eat that burger, I’LL FIRE YOU!!!!  THAT MEANS NO MORE
                FREE WHOPPERS FOR YOU!!!

KING:

                Oh…

The king stares at the whopper sadly while the director fiddles with his camera.

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR:

                Oh, man, can you believe I forgot a   tape??

KING:

                Maybe they should fire you!

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR: 

                Yeah, yeah.  I’ve got more tapes in my bag.  Just don’t eat the whopper
                while I run to my car.  Can you do that?! 

The King nods.

 The Commercial Director runs to his car (hide in the youth office).

 The King stares down at the whopper.  He picks at the hamburger meat.

 KING:

                He sure is taking a long time.

KING opens up the bun and dramatically smells the hamburger.

KING:

                Mmmmm-mmmm.  Can’t wait to tear   into it.  I’m starting to think that
                director is never coming back.

FIREHOUSE LEADER: 

                Don’t do it.  You’ll get fired!

KING: 

                Relax.  I’m just smelling it.  The delicious  hamburger meat.  The fresh
                tomatoes.  And pickles. 

 

The KING can’t take it anymore.  He bites into the whopper making a big mess just as the COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR returns.

 

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR: 

                That’s it!  You’re fired.

KING: 

                No!  I didn’t think you were ever coming  back.  The burger was going to
                go bad.

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR: 

                I told you not to eat it!  I told you if you did, you would be fired! 

KING:

                You can’t fire me!  I’m Burger Kings very first king!

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR: 

                I just did!  Now give me back that crown! 

KING:

                Never!

The king takes off running with his whopper.  The commercial director catches up with him, takes his paper crown, and tears it into a bunch of pieces.

KING:

               Ha!!!  Still got my whopper!